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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via kalwaii)

treeofficial:

DR AU where everything is exactly the same but everyone feels compelled to make really awful jokes at other peoples expense

I don’t have any bad jokes to make about Sakura i cant do it.

(via unikittyprincess)

not-a-comedian:

Wanted to draw something for Easter but I still have lots of work to do til Tuesday..! So I just doodled something. Happy Easter to those who celebrate it! There ain’t no babies in them eggs Daff

not-a-comedian:

Wanted to draw something for Easter but I still have lots of work to do til Tuesday..! So I just doodled something. Happy Easter to those who celebrate it! There ain’t no babies in them eggs Daff

(via xekstrin)

stileinskii:

Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS

(via nobody-but-mebody)